Good News First

Three Windows Mobile developers, Mort, Elvis, and Einstein, are sitting at the lunch table when their project manager bursts into the room.

PM: "Guys, I have some good news and some bad news."

Mort: "Tell us the good news first!"

Elvis: "Wait! I need to grab my laptop and take copious notes."

Einstein: "I have a theory about what you are going to tell us."

PM: "Be quiet and listen. The good news is that we bought iPhones for all the software developers".

Mort: "iPhones? But the product only targets Smartphones!"

Elvis: "Cool! Where is the SDK?"

Einstein: "You should've waited for an updated iPhone that includes GPS!"

PM: "The bad news is your iPhone is also your severance package. We've just moved all product development work overseas."