You Can't Touch My Windows Experience Index

Leave it to Microsoft to quantify everything.

The experience used to be emotional. There was the gentle purr of a power supply fan with the scent of plastics in the air. The caress of a firm, rubberized nipple would make pixels dance in front of my eyes. Those days are over.

My Windows Experience is now a cold, calculated number.

Top that!

What's that you say? A low score is bad? Oh.

Well, this desktop was a top of the line computer…

… back in the year 2000.