Pickup Lines In .NET

Imagine if everyone in the world knew .NET programming. The world might be a bit strange, but at least these pickup lines might work.

If I were a generic collection, I'd be strongly typed for you.

You must be the latest version, because I've been checking you out.

I have a small problem. I put an object in a Dictionary, but I lost the key! Can you come back to my place and help me look for it?

A TypeConverter just returned my heart, and it's ready to assign to you.

Let's turn off option strict and do some late night binding.

So, what's your hash code?

posted on Monday, July 24, 2006 10:30 PM by scott

Comments

Monday, July 24, 2006 8:20 PM by Dan Kahler

# re: Pickup Lines In .NET

Scott, you need some serious F1...
Monday, July 24, 2006 8:59 PM by Sachin Joshi

# re: Pickup Lines In .NET

The guys will be in trouble if it throws an exception :)

Very interesting Scott, how about adding some fun in your technical blogs/articles too.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:02 AM by Haacked

# re: Pickup Lines In .NET

Groaaaan...

These lines are so IDisposable and ready for garbage collecting. ;)

But in that spirit, here's my groaners. http://haacked.com/archive/2006/07/25/PickupLinesIn.NET.aspx

Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:38 AM by James Newton-King - Newtonblog

# Well I think it's funny - .NET Edition

.NET Pickup Lines via K. Scott Allen

If I were a generic collection, I'd be strongly typed for you....
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:44 AM by Odegaard

# De mest .Nørdede scoretricks...

K. Scott Allen kommer med et par idéer til hvordan .Net nørder skal scores. Ganske underholdende ;-)
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:54 AM by SharpGIS

# re: Pickup Lines In .NET

Wanna to come to my place and reflect your properties? ;-)
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:55 AM by James Newton-King - Newtonblog

# Well I think it's funny - .NET Edition

.NET Pickup Lines via K. Scott Allen

If I were a generic collection, I'd be strongly typed for you....
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 7:15 AM by Sahil Malik

# re: Pickup Lines In .NET

Creating .NET pickup lines are a bit like opening a strip bar in antartica. Who are you gonna use 'em on?

FWIW, "Woooooo!! Check out the interfaces on that!! :)"
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:21 AM by Haacked

# re: Pickup Lines In .NET

Sahil, perhaps someone looking for a rich geek husband (or wife) at the next Tech-Ed. These aren't for us geeks, but for those trying to land one. ;)
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:13 PM by Sahil Malik

# re: Pickup Lines In .NET

Sure .. here is a choice picking from this year's TechED

http://www.intellectualhedonism.com/2006/06/26/DearMom.aspx
Wednesday, July 26, 2006 8:10 PM by Christopher Steen

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Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:29 PM by Dave Reed

# re: Pickup Lines In .NET

When the wife takes the husbands name, you could say she's joining his namespace. Which of course takes some refactoring to fix all the broken references...
Friday, July 28, 2006 4:42 AM by just another geek

# re: Pickup Lines In .NET

what's a class like you doing in an assembly like this?
Friday, August 18, 2006 1:48 AM by James Newton-King

# Well I think it's funny - .NET Edition

.NET Pickup Lines via K. Scott Allen If I were a generic collection, I'd be strongly typed for you.
Sunday, March 23, 2008 6:47 PM by James Newton-King

# Well I think it's funny - .NET Edition

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