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Pickup Lines In .NET

Imagine if everyone in the world knew .NET programming. The world might be a bit strange, but at least these pickup lines might work.

If I were a generic collection, I'd be strongly typed for you.

You must be the latest version, because I've been checking you out.

I have a small problem. I put an object in a Dictionary, but I lost the key! Can you come back to my place and help me look for it?

A TypeConverter just returned my heart, and it's ready to assign to you.

Let's turn off option strict and do some late night binding.

So, what's your hash code?

Print | posted @ Tuesday, July 25, 2006 2:30 AM

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Gravatar # re: Pickup Lines In .NET
by Dan Kahler at 7/25/2006 3:20 AM
Scott, you need some serious F1...
  
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by Sachin Joshi at 7/25/2006 3:59 AM
The guys will be in trouble if it throws an exception :)

Very interesting Scott, how about adding some fun in your technical blogs/articles too.
  
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by Haacked at 7/25/2006 7:02 AM
Groaaaan...

These lines are so IDisposable and ready for garbage collecting. ;)

But in that spirit, here's my groaners. haacked.com/.../PickupLinesIn.NET.aspx

  
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by SharpGIS at 7/25/2006 7:54 AM
Wanna to come to my place and reflect your properties? ;-)
  
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by Sahil Malik at 7/25/2006 2:15 PM
Creating .NET pickup lines are a bit like opening a strip bar in antartica. Who are you gonna use 'em on?

FWIW, "Woooooo!! Check out the interfaces on that!! :)"
  
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by Haacked at 7/25/2006 4:21 PM
Sahil, perhaps someone looking for a rich geek husband (or wife) at the next Tech-Ed. These aren't for us geeks, but for those trying to land one. ;)
  
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by Sahil Malik at 7/25/2006 8:13 PM
Sure .. here is a choice picking from this year's TechED

www.intellectualhedonism.com/.../DearMom.aspx
  
Gravatar # re: Pickup Lines In .NET
by Dave Reed at 7/27/2006 8:29 PM
When the wife takes the husbands name, you could say she's joining his namespace. Which of course takes some refactoring to fix all the broken references...
  
Gravatar # re: Pickup Lines In .NET
by just another geek at 7/28/2006 11:42 AM
what's a class like you doing in an assembly like this?
  

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